Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Things We Don't Know or Teach Anymore...

You know what, I have a whole list from saying "please" and "thank you" to not knowing the proper way to introduce people... doooo yoooooooouuuuu know how to properly introduce people? If you don't http://en.allexperts.com/q/Social-Etiquette-Good-2570/Introduction.htm should help. Anyway, the list is long.

But today, I'm going to talk about behavior more basic than good manners. You know what's peeved me yesterday, today and almost everyday? That I go to the bathroom at work and everyday there is someone on my floor THAT- DOESN'T- WASH-THEIR- HANDS- AFTER- THEY- ARE- DONE- WITH- THEIR- BUSINESS. U-G-H! EEEEEWWWWW! YUCK!

I sit there and someone comes in takes a piss or a crap and then-- they just walk out. Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittt! HOW can people exist that don't flush the toilet?!?!?!?!? I mean, I'm almost speechless except for my gag- reflex in full swing now.

And the OTHER group: The DIRTY-MESSY-NO-MY-MAMA-NEVER-DID-TEACH-ME TO TUUUUURRRRN-AROUND- TO CHECK-THE-SEAT-IN-CASE-I-MISSED- PEOPLE. How do you walk out of a stall that you just left your shit all over? How did you not even get it in the bowl? The toilet seat covers that don't go down because your piss has them stuck to the seat. That's your bodily fluid, you touch it, don't leave it for the next guy. Geez!

You know what? I'm traumatized. If you've experienced this, YOU should be traumatized too! But what do I do? Should I say, "Hey, dude, wash your hands, man!" or "Get back her, lady and flush good, for heavenssake!"

I need to stop. I'm going to vomit. I need to wash my hands, maybe even a HAZMAT rinse...

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